How to describe Zambia? Hot (touching 100 F whilst we've been here).
Dusty (they've had no rain for 6 months). Expensive (especially for
the essentials - fuel and beer). Heart-breaking (it's the place where
we broke our car…)
It all started as we sped out of Malawi, excited at leaving at last.
Not because we disliked Malawi, far from it, but because it meant we
were directional again after six weeks of going round in circles. Hooray,
we said, let's cover some ground so we can really feel like we're getting
somewhere. Besides, there's nothing to see between the border and Lusaka
(the capital).
So we drove and we drove and we drove. The first day was a long one
and we pulled in at dusk to a riverside campsite that promised a peaceful
night but was unfortunately full of bizarre ex-pats (pub troll to come
on this subject!), prompting us to leave early the next morning after
only a cursory check of the car. The radiator needed topping up by a
couple of litres - the same as every day since the radiator bypass hose
had developed a split - but everything else looked good. We were hoping
that we would have more luck sourcing a replacement hose in Lusaka than
we had experienced in Malawi.
It was a shorter drive the next day but we decided not to stop en route
because we wanted to get to Lusaka in time to see the football (Eng
v Russia - rubbish) and the rugby (beat the French - great). We made
it, although unfortunately the backpackers we were staying in was full
of more drunken ex-pats and we had to camp in the car park. Still, the
purpose of staying so centrally was to be close to the embassies so
that we could work on getting some of our visas for the central African
countries, our current biggest worry and potential stumbling block for
the route we had planned (or so we thought).
Four days later and we had our DRC visas plus new haircuts, books and
stocked-up groceries (we had to fill the time somehow!). However, we'd
met a brick wall at the Angolan embassy and, knowing that we stood a
better chance at the embassy in Oshakati, northern Namibia, we decided
to push on. Wasn't there something else we'd meant to do in Lusaka?
Oh, that's right, the radiator bypass hose. Never mind, we knew there
were Land Rover mechanics in Livingstone, our next stop, so we could
sort it out there. After all we'd been driving with it like that for
6 weeks without incident.
Thursday 18th Oct was the hottest day of the year yet in Zambia and
the road we were travelling was good tar. Not a great combination for
keeping a car cool. We stopped every hour and a half or so to let the
car cool and add more water, alarmed each time at how empty the reservoir
was. It had gone from needing two litres at a time to four, six and
finally eight. And, of course, there was not a drop of coolant left.
The towns were few and far between and the roadside treeless, so the
stops got shorter and shorter as our stamina waned and the water spitted
and boiled as we poured it in.
At about 4:30 and only 30kms from Livingstone the smell coming through
the blower prompted us to stop again. As we turned the (extremely noisy)
blower off to stem the stench we heard a strange knocking noise and
I stalled it (or so I thought) as I tried to stop abruptly on the side
of the road. We lifted the bonnet and made a cup of tea as we waited
for it to cool. Nearly there. We vowed to take it to the garage first
thing in the morning and get the bloody hose fixed. An hour later, after
much waving on of potentially helpful drivers, we filled her up and
turned the ignition. Cough, splutter, cough. Shit, maybe we've damaged
the fuel line somehow? Another hour and some misinformed fiddling later
and we're in the dark (literally and figuratively) and have no-one to
call as the Livingstone garages have all finished for the day. We contemplated
sleeping on the side of the road, but after five or so enormous trucks
with inadequate headlights have trundled far-too-closely past us, we
decided it might not be wise.
By 8pm, we were being towed into Livingstone by a tow-truck found by
the mechanic that we found by ringing round the hostels. By 11pm we
were in an expensive hotel for the night and Connie was a few streets
away in the mechanics back yard. As Snoop Dogg once said, "If it ain't
one thing it's the mother-f***ing other" and over the next two days,
events conspired against us. No hose to be found anywhere in town; the
cylinder-head removed to see if the gasket needed to be changed - oops,
piston one was melted, that meant the injectors were probably gone as
well. Maybe we should send the cylinder head off to Lusaka to be tested
for cracks and warping? Not sure, let us think about how much we can
spend….OK, do it, send the cylinder head off (and hang the expense!).
Sorry Sir, no need, as soon as I took it out I could see it was buggered...and
so it went on.
One week, a few crying fits and lots of consoling beer later and we
hope to have found a cure. It's been a roller-coaster ride of 'should
we, can we, do we even want to spend all this money to carry on' and
we've considered everything from flying straight home to backpacking
the rest of the way, to buying another car. Now we've emerged the other
end absolutely certain that we're having far too much fun to stop and
that we need to get Connie home if at all possible. Meanwhile, Nick
Selby, formerly of Peterborough (!!) and now MD of Foleys Africa, has
found us a second-hand engine, dropped it in to the gaping hole under
Connie's bonnet and tested that it's working (it's OK).
And so the upshot of our short, hot, stressful Zambia transit is that
we expect to leave in a week or so with our beloved Connie, ably fitted
with an engine that is younger than the one we started with and fully
serviced ready for the challenges ahead. We have a civilised Namibia
(in terms of garages and parts) to test out this 'new' engine and get
ourselves confident again before heading into Angola. But more than
anything this has reminded us what an immense thing we're doing, how
much we're enjoying doing it and how desperately we want to carry on.